Slow Down For Zombies

My friend who is known as Silver Stripes to everyone but me, and who also submitted this story, submitted me the granddaddy of all stories today. Now, technically this has nothing to do with driving in itself, at the same time as it does. It's more of a road sign kind of thing, but we felt it belonged on here.

Please feast your eyes on this puppy.

I had seen this before, but it still kills. Really...kills. Get it? Kills...because they're zombies and they're the undead? Oh fine, don't play along.

It's Almost Like We're Stuck In Neutral

Hey everyone! I just wanted to check in and let you all know that I am not ignoring this blog. I just don't have anything to post. Sure, I could post my own stories on here for days, but it just doesn't seem fair. I'm awaiting some awesome stories so that we can put this puppy in drive and continue on our journey. So, if you have one of those stories and would like to join my other contributors, just remember, all you have to do is e-mail me at RubyTwilight@verizon.net. Make the subject "It's Traffic Time," and include your state, but nothing else. If you would like your first name or a code name attached to the blog, let me know, otherwise you will remain anonymous. And just remember, all rights to the stories belong to you and you alone. You are just consenting to letting me post it on the blog. See? I'm easy to get along with.